Wisdom… From Larry The Cable Guy?

  • Larry The Cable GuyA day without sunshine is like night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  • Support bacteria. Thats the ony culture some folks have.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Change is inevitable, except in vending machines.
  • If you think no one cares, just miss a couple of payments
  • How many of you believe in pyscho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
  • Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  • Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
  • What happens if you get scared half to death…twiced?

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