A day without sunshine is like night.- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- Support bacteria. Thats the ony culture some folks have.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Change is inevitable, except in vending machines.
- If you think no one cares, just miss a couple of payments
- How many of you believe in pyscho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
- Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
- What happens if you get scared half to death…twiced?
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